Joke package no. 479

☻SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE
REACHED
If you need advice, text me... If
you need a friend, call me... If
you need me, come to me... If
you need money... ........... THE
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
☻ COMPARE
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is
not MEASURED on how TALL it
could be, but is on how DEEP the
ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
☻FRIENDS 4 LIFE
Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is
impossible!
☻COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer;
me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my
heart, 'format' ur problems,
'shift' u 2 opportunities & never
'delete' u from my memory!