Joke package no. 475

☻PAINTING
A man was looking at a painting
4 a long time of a naked woman
with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was
doing & he answered - waitng 4
autumn.
☻FALLING APART
Its been a rough day. I got up
this morning, put on a shirt N a
button fell off. I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
☻HOME EARLY
1 day as I came home early from
work, I saw a guy jogging
naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey
buddy, why are you doing
that?' He said, 'Because you
came home early.'
☻ NEVER LOSE ME!
We gain and lose things every
day. But trust me on one thing:
YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will
always be there as a friend!