Joke package no. 476

☻ BEHIND YOU
DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE
wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me
BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U
BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk
BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn
U Fall...
☻ NAKED
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd
die happy. GAL: If I see you
naked, I'd probably die laughing.
☻ MAKING LOVE
After making love, wat r u tryin
to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more
time? Wrong. U r so pretty?
Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The
answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
☻KISS
A peach is a peach, a plum is a
plum. what is a kiss without a
tongue.