Ticket

In a train, ticket
checker to a saint:
Ticket please! Saint: I
don't have. TT: Where
do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth
place, Ayodhya! TT:
Come, lets go! Saint:
Where? TT: Lord
Krishna'a birth place,
Jail.

Job in railway

A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...

Ticket checker

In a train, ticket checker to a
saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't
have. TT: Where do you want to
go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place,
Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint:
Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth
place, Jail.