Idiot

L o n g t i m e a g o. o n l y idiots used. to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues.

Tell them your age

Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain ,Please tell them your age.....!!

Get a side

When I want to see the sky, I see you. When I want to see the flowers I see you. When I want to see the moon I see you. So please get a side and clear my VIEW!

Insult

You are a nice person.but..you have to do two things early in the morning.
1st. pray to God so that you can live.
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.

100%

You are 100% beautiful,you are 100% lovely,you are 100%sweet,you are 100% nice. stupid to believe these words.

I am joking

A-you are attractive, B- you are best, C- you are cute, D-you are dear, E-you are excellent, F- you are funny, G-you are great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.

national geography and Animal planet

You are thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching your every movement on 2 channels:national geography and Animal planet. Thanks to media.

Try again

This messege can only
be read by a cute
person Try
again ..................
Nothing ? sorry i guess you are not a
CUTE........................ Hey !
don't force it , you are not CUTE

LANGUAGE COURSE

When words are not
enough.... To express
your feelings.... Don't
think you're in LOVE....
You just need to join...
LANGUAGE SPEAKING
COURSE

Headache

Mon to Sun, From Jan
To Dec, From birth till
my death, my feelings
forever have never
changed. For me,
you've always been a
headache !

Empty pot

touch your heart, you will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. touch your head you will feel the
rhythm of empty
pot.

Brush your teeth

Dream makes
everything possible,
Hope makes
everything work, Love
makes everything
beautiful, Smile makes
all the above... So
always Brush your Teeth

Foolishness

Your smile can be
compared with
Flowers, your voice can be
compared with a
cuckoo, your innocence
can be compared with a
baby, But in
foolishness.. You have got
no comparisons !

Fool

RESEARCH HAS PROVED
THAT ALL FOOLS USE
THEIR THUMB WHILE
READING SMS....
No..No..No.. ITS TOO
LATE DEAR.... DONT TRY
TO CHANGE THE
FINGER..........

Virus

One day an Angel tested
me. He erased all my
memory and asked "do
you remember anyone
now"? I told your name.
Angel smiled and said :
some viruses can't be
deleted"

Don't be insult

At dis moment in time 10000 million
people are having work .50 million
people are drinking coffee.10000
million people are sleeping and one
stupid fool is reading my text!

Insult

The animals of a jungle have
decided to hold a meeting. The
lion has come, the tiger has
come, the elephant has come,
the monkey has come.. But The
meeting hasn't started. Guess
why ? Because the Donkey is
busy reading this SMS !

Idiot

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog,
way dog, to dog, keep dog, an
dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog,
20 dog, seconds dog! ... .......Now
read without the word dog.

Don't upset

I've 2 tell you sumthing, but, i don't
wanna upset you. My doctor has
found stones in my liver, sand in
my kidney...and...and... you in my
HEART ! ! !

You and your smile

Stars + Moon = Romantic Night ,
Birds + Sky = Lovely day , Forest +
Animals = Beautiful World , YOU +
YOUR SMILE = Oh Gosht Devil!