Showing posts with label sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sms. Show all posts

16.1.10

Mean of kiss

What is a Kiss??? In view of
Geometry: Its the shortest
distance between two lips!
Economic: It is a thing for which
Demand is always higher than
Supply! Physics: It is the process
of Charging an Human Body!
History: The great war between
two lips!

Remote control

Why do we press harder on the
remote control keys when we
KNOW the batteries are going
dead?

Tube light

a smile costs less than electricity,
but gives more light. so always
smile and prove that you are the best
tubelight...

3.1.10

Joke package no. 457

1. It's not my fault that I fell for
you, you tripped me! :)))

2. Roses are red... Violets are blue...
The sun is hot... And so are
you!!! :D

3. In my dreams you're mine, in my
life you're a dream!!! :$:$:$:$:$

4. I will give you one kiss to go to
sleep. I give you two kisses to
dream. I give you an endless row
of kisses to, when you wake up
in the morning, think of me. :$:$