Mean of mobile

DO YOU KNOW WHAT
IS MEANT BY ----------
MOBILE------- M=meet
O=on B=busy I=in
L=life E=every where
so now lets START

idea mobile

A man calls his wife
through an !dea
mobile. But the call
goes to another
woman. They loved
and got married.
Moral: an !dea can
change your wife

Mobile

HALLO, this is your
mobile. There is no
particular problem. I
just wanted to leave
your pocket, want the
smell is unbearable!!!

Phone bill

I thought this was a
country of free speech.
So why are there
phone bills?