good and bad

“Did you hear I got married ?"
"Oh, that’s good."
"No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!"
"Oh, that’s bad."
"No, that’s good! She’s rich."
"Oh, that’s good!"
"No, that’s bad! She won’t give me a cent."
"Oh, that’s bad."
"No, that’s good! She bought me servants and a big house"
"Oh, that’s good."
"No, that’s b...ad! The house burnt down."...
"Oh, that’s bad."
"No, that’s good! She was in it."

Husband vs wife

Thought for the day: A
Man Is The Head Of The
Family, The Wife Is
The Neck. The Neck
Turns The Head Exactly
The Way It Wants.

Marry

Hi! i am marrying next
week. there will be a
small party and only a
few people will be
invited... so i am
inviting you...don't
bring any gift with
you... just bring
someone to marry me

Stages of marriage

Three stages of marriage: 1st Mad
for each other, 2nd made for each
other, 3rd mad because of each
other.